Whether you identify more with Jay and Silent Bob or Walter White, these dope games are sure to scratch that itch. We here at Comfy Cozy Gaming believe that 4/20 is a sacred holiday, and yes, it’s hilarious that it falls on Easter this year. If this isn’t your flower to grind, you can skip to the bottom of this article for flowery and cute game lists.
If you’re still here, let’s get down to brass tacks. You want the stuff, and I’ve got it. This list features four games that have one goal in mind: good times and feats of grandeur. Each of these games starts you at the bottom, and through wheeling and dealing, you’ll claw your way to the top.
Whether you just want to deal with Mary Jane or you’re looking for some harder fixes, these games have you covered. Just remember, it’s a dangerous game; always watch your six.
Dope games that are sure to be a hit
Schedule I
Schedule I is, without a doubt, a heavy-hitting sensation. It boasts an “overwhelmingly positive” rating with over 130k reviews in less than a month. It’s a simulation game where you start as a nobody and build yourself up to Kingpin status by manufacturing and distributing a wide range of drugs in Hyland Point. By doing so, you’ll be able to expand your operation and hire employees. Just be careful; cops and competitors won’t like you stepping on their turf, and you may need to fight back. Luckily, you can have someone watch your back in co-op multiplayer!
Weed Shop 3
Weed Shop 3 is the answer to those who don’t want to deal with harder substances. In this one, you’re focusing solely on growing that good kush. Grow the newest strains and crossbreed them to create epic hybrids! As you grow your empire, you’ll be able to hire help, expand, and create different types of products like dabs, carts, and more. Like the others, you’ll need to be mindful of rival operations with some FPS mechanics, but it’ll all be worth it when you’re at the top of the food chain and get to ride a dolphin. If you want to know how you go from weed dealer to dolphin rider, you’ll have to play for yourself.
Weedcraft Inc.
Weedcraft Inc. takes the more chill path of only dealing in marijuana and does it with a tycoon-game approach. You’ll produce, breed, and sell strains to build up a dope empire. In this game, you’ll have more freedom to slip under the radar or change the laws. Whether you want to pay off cops or fight for medical marijuana, your choices will impact the story. It’s not just selling or rubbing elbows, however. You’ll have control over every aspect of your growing conditions, down to the nutrition, water, and keeping your plants trimmed. Take everything into your own hands and conquer the market.
Drug Dealer Simulator
Drug Dealer Simulator has the same themes as the others in that you start small and get big. In this one, you can do small deals or go big by dealing directly with gangs and cartels. Smuggle shipments, create your own recipes, set up your lab, cultivate a gang of your own, and avoid run-ins with the cops and rival operations. This one seems to have it all!
Have you played any of these games? I’m thinking that I’ll have to get my hands on Schedule I, honestly. It looks fantastic. Let me know in the comments if you’ve played any of these and what you thought.
Snoochie-boochies!
If this type of game isn’t your thing, then I present to you games that aren’t necessarily greener pastures, but they’re certainly more wholesome. You can check out the list we did for plant games if you want growing fun that won’t make Jesus cry, or if you want Easter revelry without the religion, you can check out our list of bunny games.
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